Yo guys!
I managed to.... "decypher" the note which the pig holds when he looks up and down it real fast.
At the warning spot this is what it says: (Typos are in the actual paper also)
By making physical contact with this paper,
all physical and mental damage you receive
as a result of dealing with us is hearby non-
existent, and you have always been faulty.
As we do not exist during the event of you
receiving damage via our services,
announcing otherwise in any public or
private domain at any level audible or
otherwise, is in every way a lie. As a result
of telling such a lie in any
situation, private or otherwise, you will be
hunted down by beasts of our command, which
like all other services we provide that may
cause one harm, do not exist.
As we do not exist in the event of your
injury, our premises by extension are also
non existent. In the unlikely event of your
death on our premises, your body which is no
longer satient, is therefore an extension of
our premises, which due to your death (which
counts as damage in our 'Friendly Fun'
policy) no longer exist, and therefore any
actions carried out on your dead body on our
premises never actually happened.
This includes and is not limited to,
vandalizing, removing of sections, sexual
activities and physical consumption.
And above all else, try to enjoy yourself.
Hahaha, weird eh?